I found a mysterious roll of film marked DO NOT TRUST. Good thing I did, it was chock-full of frightening things guaranteed to lower one’s property value. Remember to always stay suspicious. If you encounter any of the following, contact your Neighborhood Watch immediately.
Suspicious looking ice cream vendors serving animals in tutus.
RVs, especially those frequented by teenagers, in carts with fringed tops.
Overly direct tagging.
Cars birthing large dogs.
Passive-aggressive, homemade stickers.
High Stakes Ro-Sham-Bo tournaments.
Preemptive graffiti.
Evidence of pagan rituals featuring seafood.
Mother Nature’s angry cervix.
Rodent man.
Mystery Photos by Jessie Wilson & James McHendry, I think.
“Overly direct tagging.” Hahahahahahahaaaaaa! (forever)
Anthropologists believe early humans used bathroom walls much like modern humans use Craigslist Casual Encounters.
I’m going to have a phobia about dogs handing out cars now…. not to mention mountains…c
Phobias are good. I once saw a beast that was half mountain and half dog – my ultimate nightmare come true. I was too frightened to take a photograph.